October 31, 2014
Ghastly Lady
Although I usually celebrate Halloween from early morning until late at night, my current workplace isn’t big on Halloween. My Halloween therefore didn’t start until I got home around 7:30 pm that night, when the trick-or-treaters had already been out a while. I quickly threw on creepy, witchy, banshee-like elements to pass out candy to the poor kids. When the kids yelled, “Trick-or-treat!” I silently bent down and held out the bowl, staring at them until they left. I was rewarded with one of the kids shouting, “That was the scariest house ever!” Thanks, kid.